takeintoaccount:

i have no interest in being in a relationship. on an unrelated note, i don’t like umbrellas much and therefore never use them. 

for whatever reason, i have found that these two facts draw very similar reactions from people toward me.

I agree with all of this.

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

true story

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ontransit:

This guy is playing a take-over-the-world type of game on his phone. It prompts him to “Modify Genetic Code” of a double helix drifting across the screen. He swipes through to the next step, which is, “Name Your Plague.”

I watch him tap out, “D-U-C-K-F-A-C-E.” 

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shaxaphone:

lizardslut:

IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

what the fuck is cackling

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zellah4:

OMFG

dying

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"Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions."

— Susan Cain (via quotes-shape-us)

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clientsfromhell:

The following occurred over the phone when a client had a minor issue with the site I built for him.

Client: Hi, the margin between the logo and the content is wrong. Can you simply change it while I’m on the phone?

Me: Sure. Did you want the margin to be bigger or smaller?

Client: Can you…

tastefullyoffensive:

[bftugboat]

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captainsanya:

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

@lucka2k…sound like some fish you might know…

Dunno what you’re talking about.

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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Between The Stars: Tracklist

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